What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

Lil Wayne's rapping career

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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