- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! closes door

what is brown and wet? Muddy water

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

One day a man walked into a wall

What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

women's rights

Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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