- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

Women's Rights.

Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Cows are land manatees.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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