- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

A white person at Harvard

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What's 9 + 10 19

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

5 people are walking

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

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