A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

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why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Prostitution is bad.......

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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brock has small hands for a small job

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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