- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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