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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so the weather's nice...

"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

What is white and square? A ping pong block

Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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