- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

Were can you find a bag of meth?

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

WOw you have no life

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

Do you want icecream, Björn?

Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

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