Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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100 chefs walk into a bar

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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