how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

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Nuneaton..

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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Grace Ackerson

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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