- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

i have two hands.

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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