Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

squash squash who squash my ass

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

A russian gives away vodka.

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

A miserable man committed suicide.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

42, that is all

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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