Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

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HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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(SAY KATCHUP AND LICKER AFTER EVERY SENTENCE) FOR BREAKFEAST I HAD (KATCHUP AND LICKER) FOR LUNCH I HAD I SEE MY GIRL FRIEND AT THE MALL SO I (KATCH UP AND LICK HER

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Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

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What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

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Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

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A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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