A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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test

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Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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I grunt when I poop.

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Why do I hate food? I don't.

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

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