Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

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Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

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An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

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Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

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What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

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Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

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racism...deal with it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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