- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

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what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

kesha is a virgin.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

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a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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