Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

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My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

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How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

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Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

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Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

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Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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