why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

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Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

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Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

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"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

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Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

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what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

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What's circular and round A circle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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