What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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