Dont read this joke

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hello anomonous

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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How are cars made? By magic.

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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were you expecting a joke

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Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

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there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

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What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

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Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

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