Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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hi jonny

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

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Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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