- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

Do you speak alien? Hola.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

Who wants $300? Me too.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

In soviet russia, roses are violet

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