" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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Paper shield.

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Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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I agree

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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you gay?

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

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Anti Joke

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