- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

Poop...

What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

Knock, knock. Come in.

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

I died shortly after writing this.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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