- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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