whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

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Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

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Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

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Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

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So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

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womens rights

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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im at school

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where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

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kevin kim

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

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Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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