- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

A blonde walked into a bar.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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