what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

what is the color of a burp burple

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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