- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

I can count to potato.

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

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