Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

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Mormons having fun.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

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What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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