- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

Santa isn't real

why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

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