- Anti Joke

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

What's the difference between? Your mom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

* anti-punchline

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.