- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

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Santa isn't real

Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Busts open door "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

Autism speaks but not really

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

You're tall.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

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