Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

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Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

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Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

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What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

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Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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Potato!

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

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What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

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I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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Anti Joke

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