whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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i lost the game

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I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? It's hard to say, as this number depends on a large number of factors including the average area covered by one lick, the pH of saliva, the solubility of Tootsie Pops, the temperature of both the saliva and the Tootsie Pop, and the amount of saliva deposited on the Tootsie Pop after each lick. This is not to mention all the manufacturing irregularities that may occur during production, and varying tongue shapes and solvency properties of saliva.

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have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

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Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

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A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

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What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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