There is no I in Pie except for the I

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A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

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What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

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What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

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*prepares this to get negative votes*

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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women's rights

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what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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Keanu Reaves

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What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

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why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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