What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

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Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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