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A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

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Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

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How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

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A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

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YOU

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How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

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A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

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Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

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FIONN'S LIFE

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knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

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A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

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there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

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whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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