- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

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What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

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