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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

world peace

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

Knock, knock. Come in.

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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