A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

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What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

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Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

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call me maybe.

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If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

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How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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Fat people

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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