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I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

Why was Sally gone for her father's birthday? She went on a camping trip with her friends. Sally's friends were brutally murdered and she was kidnapped. The kidnapper cut off her arms and legs and left her in the middle of a suburban intersection late at night. The autopsy revealed that Sally died from blood loss from losing her limbs. It also revealed that she had contracted a fast growing tumor in her brain which would have most likely killed her within days of the murder anyway. Her family was living in the country illegally so her DNA did not reveal a computer file of her person. Her parents were not informed of her death for years because of this. When it was determined that the victim was the parents' daughter they were arrested for living in the country illegally and were not able to have a funeral.

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

Your moms so old. She might die soon

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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