In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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America

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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I walk into a bar...

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

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A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

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why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

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what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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