roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

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A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

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What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

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2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

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Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

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