What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

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So, this joke isn't funny.

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How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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Whats two plus two? Miles

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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A man penetrates another man.

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Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

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why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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