Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

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Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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Once upon a time there were three aliens. The first alien landed in a school,The second alien landed in a market, and the third alien landed in a preschool. When the first one landed the teacher asked the students who wants to go to the computer lab,all the students said me! me! me! and the alien learned me! me! me! When the second one landed the businessman asked him what he wanted, and he saw a toy gun and it talks and the gun said gun! gun! gun! and the alien learned it and said gun! gun! gun! Then when the third alien landed one preschooler stole another preschoolers lollipop then he said "He stole my lollipop"! And the alien learned it and said "he stole my lollipop!" Then someone got murdered and the three aliens went there and the murderer detective asked "Who killed that man!" And the first alien said me! Me! Me! "What did you kill him with!" Then the second alien said gun! gun! gun! "Why'd you kill him!" Then the third alien said "He stole my lollipop!" And that's it folks! ????????????????????????????????

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

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Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

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Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

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Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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