Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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mental kid

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

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An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

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Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

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why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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