What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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Where's my tractor?

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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i have read and agree to the terms of service

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

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Potato!

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How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

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roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

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Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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