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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

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Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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