What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

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Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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What comes after 69? 70

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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