what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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What would happen if an asian guy and a black guy had a baby? Nothing. It is impossible for a baby to be born since men produce sperm cells not egg cells and for a fetus to form, you need an egg and a sperm, so you would need a male and a female so since they are both men it is physically impossible for them to produce a child.

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Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

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Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

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child labor

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The guy above me has a very nice joke

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

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How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

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What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

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Women's rights

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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Anti Joke

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