why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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mental kid

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

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Your future.

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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