Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

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Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

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Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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