- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

VAGINA.

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

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i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

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