- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Hey, Max!!

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

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