Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

How come anti jokes r funny

gabbi nunez ;)

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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