I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

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Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

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Ain't idn't a word.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

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What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

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A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Kim Kardashian got a job.

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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Feeling that your friends do not listen to your insightful conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say "Uhuh", and "Ahah", and "Dats coo!" NOW YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY APRECIATED BY A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING... ...BUT IS IT... APPRECIATING IT? DUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! MYSTERY!

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Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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