You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

Bacon is delcious.

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

A man walked into a bar Ouch.

What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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