- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

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