- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

what's brown and sticky A stick!

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

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Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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