- Anti Joke

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

what's brown and sticky A stick!

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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