- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

Women Sports.

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

cancer

#Hanging Degus

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

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