How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

I'm 4 and what is this?

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

knock knock

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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