A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

Your mom is so fat...

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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