- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

A black man has a job.

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

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