An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

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"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

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Misner is a twat.

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Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

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What is 1+1? It's 2!

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

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What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

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What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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