- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

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