- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

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