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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

What's the capital of Ohio? O

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

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