What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

what's worst than being gay? being black

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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