Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

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Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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You and your parents are going to die today

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What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

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"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

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Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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