Christianity

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

Barack Obama plays basketball

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

Adele walks into the stables

why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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