A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

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a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

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Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

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Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

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there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

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This is a joke

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Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

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What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

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Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

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Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

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What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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