Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

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What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

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A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

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two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

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A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

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The WNBA

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a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

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hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

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How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

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What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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Anti Joke

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