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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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Democracy.

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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