A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

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He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

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What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

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How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

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Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

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Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

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How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

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Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

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THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

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Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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