- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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